Er: ...und wie heißen Sie?
Sie: Carmen.
Er: das ist aber ein schöner Name.
Sie: Eigentlich heiße ich Petra, aber den Namen mag ich nicht.
Und Autos und Männer sind die Dinge, die ich am Meisten liebe.
Daher Car und Men... Carmen. Zufrieden
Er: Aha... rotes Gesicht
Sie: Und wie heißen Sie?
Er: Bierfotze
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ne familie aus hamburg wohnt seit kurzem in stuttgart.
sonntagmorgens beim frühstück sagt dann die Tochter zu ihren Eltern:
"Ich hab seit gestern abend einen Freund"
"Und? wie ist er?", fragen die Eltern.
"Naja, er sieht zwar nicht so aus, aber ich glaub er ist Italiener"
"Wie kommst du denn darauf?"
"Naja, er sagte die ganze Zeit 'di figgiano!'."
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Drug dealers:
* Refer to their clients as "users".
* "The first one's free!"
* Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
* Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
* Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
* Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
* Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
* Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
* Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Software developers:
* Refer to their clients as "users".
* "Download a free trial version..."
* Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
* Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
* Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
* Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
* Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
* Their product causes unhealthy addictions - DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
* Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!